Well let me tell you! Actually, it's on sellout.woot.com, but something I always wanted!
A Kai Shun Mandolin Professional Slicer!!!!
I didn't know that I needed - nor craved - something like this in my personal appliance collection until I saw this badboy for sale for a cool 250 (plus 5 dollars shipping). No longer will I have to be restrained by the hands of corporate America telling me how thin or thick I can slice my deli meats!
Without asking them, at least.
Also, if you have never checked out the mother site, Woot! is a great site to get things on the cheap, as long as you don't mind the whole one-sale-a-day thing. I got my Roomba off of it! Find it at www.woot.com.
Link: Sellout.Woot