Greg.sRant

R.I.P., MJ :( Now you can moonwalk to the heavens.

Tim Burton is directing the new Alice in Wonderland. Of course, with it being Tim Burton, 2 things are guaranteed: a very dark, disturbing, twisted representation of reality, and Johnny Depp. I am a huge Depp Fan, stemming as far as a possible man crush, but something about the Carrottop-esque hair, powder white face, and gecko-green eyes hits my uneasy nerve.

Weird.

Ah well, I'll still see it.

I don't even know how you could ever possibly come to the realization that you can do this, but props anyway to this kid. I can't even make it from half court, yet he goes and shoots it from the opposite foul line while putting a little sumtin' sumtin' on it. Kudos, kid, although pretty sure this would be traveling in a regulation game.

Just so I can do stuff like this.

Now I just need to find friends who would join me in learning "In a Gadda Da Vida."